I went to the store. I tried to buy some space peas, but when I climbed up to get them, a couple of my legs got tangled and I fell and the space shelf came tumbling down. Cans of space peas fell on me. It was quite painful. If only I had a space wife who could take care of me in my injured state...

* In Space, there is no concept of days and nights, only never-ending time and darkness and space. I try to use Earth terminology to help you better understand my space life.

My life is in space. It's not so bad out here, although I do get lonely sometimes...

I am Night Spider.

Welcome to my life.